tell your crush you like them

Tell your crush you like them. 5 November

It's tell your crush you like them

Day

by Click here November 3, 2020

love you like a f'ing dump truck

Meaning you love someone far too much to even put into words, taken from a little brother who could not describe how much he loved his family so he would use trucks and cars to explain.
Also, much better then loving someone like a firetruck, just fyi.

Love you like a f'ing dump truck b-bear.

by lexanator July 5, 2007

like i just shot her dog

A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.

I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.

by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

jump on my knob like corn on the cob

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

by Anunumus May 7, 2018

Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany( someone being so beautiful)

Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

by Thenrkrjff September 30, 2020

i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019