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john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
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askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.
"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022
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John cena

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John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.
Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊
by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019
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John B

A big beautiful person that has lots of friends and all species are attracted to him
Jessica: OMG my boyfriend is such a john b
tami: OMG girl your so lucky!
by BananaBoi11 October 10, 2022
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what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.
by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022
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John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025
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