Michigan Mixture

The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.

Yeah man, did you see that video? Martin got a nasty Michigan Mixture

by waterbottleenjoyer22 August 15, 2024

Michael leed

When you excel at a task at the highest possible level.

Yo I just "michael leed" that girl and now she tryna have my kids.

Yo I just "michael leed" today and make a billion dollars.

Yo i heard "Michael Lee" got a fat cock

by Hadi Hassan, Aaron Zaretsky August 18, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

“Michael D. Higgins is the best president of Ireland!”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”

Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024