Hell.
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
It's like not getting the job and the owner calls you everyday saying how bad of a job the guy they hired is doing
me : He f*cking friend zoned me
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
Friend : I'm sorry :(
Crush : she's so mean to me and never has time for me and always says she's with her friends but then I call her friends and they say "I thought she was with you "
Me: you could always dump her and date me ...
Crush :haha your so funny . That's why we're friends.
Me: Hahaha I know
Me on the inside : I love you why can't you see it you retard and I could treat you better then she can and any guy like you deserve a kind woman but you little retarded fuck can't see it :(
by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 20, 2017
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“Why?”
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by Fauxmaster July 29, 2023
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This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
Epic friends
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
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Get the Epic friends mug.*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022
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I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.
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