fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.

His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.

by daveobot February 14, 2021

Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).

I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.

by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021

fart taxi

When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.

I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.

by GoGo Bates June 8, 2022

Giggle farts

The act of farting while laughing

Courtney W has the giggle farts...

by Grassroots January 26, 2016

Piss Fart

When a chick darts on the toilet after a piss to dry her vagina.

Hey babe, no wipe I piss farted!

by Greenhunt June 7, 2018

She farted on my ass

damn

AHHHGH SHE FARTED ON MY ASSHOLE

by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022