Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ

(exclamation): An alternative form of the phrase "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ," often used in response to intense anger, surprise, or joy by those who are more scientifically-oriented. Also used by those who have made the observation that tits are no more than blobs of fat on a woman's chest, and there's really no reason why men should be attracted to them.

"Jesus Lumps-of-Fat-Fucking Christ Batman!" Robin exclaimed in exalting joy. "I believe the phrase is 'Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ,' and there's no reason for you to be yelling random expletives in the batcave--you remember what I said about using the Lord's name in vain" Batman wryly replied, a small smirk slowly sliding up his weathered cheeks. "Oh please, Batman," Robin replied, "that's so vulgar of you--we both know that 'titty' is such a silly word. And besides, what purpose is there in having sex with two lumps of fat? Shouldn't we just be honest about it? It's absurd." Robin stated very matter-of-factly. "Alright," Batman replied, "just don't come crying to me with your tightpants pulled clear up your ass when you go asking some girl if you can touch her lumps of fat."

by Jesus Tits December 12, 2008

Hollow Fat Girl

A mistaken lyric by a 40 something year old listening to Gwen Stefani.

Did she just say, "I ain't no Hollow Fat Girl"?

by Deacon Burton August 1, 2008

RE-FAT

Becoming fat again after losing a lot of weight

Once being fat then skinny then becoming fat again is RE-FAT

by Erickkk May 15, 2010

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

by Tempestua December 4, 2004

Fatty Fat Fat

Tom Steele

Tom is a Fatty Fat Fat

by FAT TOM June 29, 2003

Back fat

1). The scientific term used to describe fatty desposits in one's lower back. commonly refered to as love handles or clevland steamer

2). The exercize one does to try an decrease the fatty deposits in one's lower back region when the person doesn't know how to say the phrase "Sit Up"

1). Aww man, those chicken parms increased by back fat.

2). -I have to do 3 sets of twenty back fats.
- Your a fucking moron.

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006

Big fat turd

An insult that is often considered the worst. Meaning that a person is less then worthless etc.

I hope you die and burn in hell you big fat turd!

by Judge dredd7 February 27, 2011