Cum Pie

When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.
Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!
by NoobDood1576 January 10, 2021
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Cum Bubbling

I heard Jake was cum bubbling last nigh
by JaCoLo September 21, 2020
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Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk
Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover
by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021
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hersheys cum bucket

when you slap someone with a fish
ima hit him with a hersheys cum bucket
by mmmm chez burger November 08, 2022
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Infested cum bubble

A bubble of cum that has been infested with an unknown organism
by DCTrucker March 26, 2024
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Cum Bum

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.
Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.

Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!

Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!

Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.
by Urbandictionary6911 June 17, 2022
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Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.
by The XDer July 06, 2021
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