fart bottler 

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.

i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

fart bottler by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017

Facts

To emphasize when a statement made is true

Raven: Aye you heard that new song is dumb fye
Tyrell: Facts, that beat is piped
Robin: Your hair looks cool
Josh:Facts

Facts by btfw.k June 16, 2017

Faris Mahdawi

When he says he's going to do something he'll do it. And you might not want to go near him because he's a flipping savage.

Johnny- hey do you know this kid named Faris Mahdawi

Roger- Hell yah if you don't know him that means you need to go get a life

Faris Mahdawi by Ferristhefaboulsflyingflamingo June 19, 2017

fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

fart weave by Stellmar July 6, 2017

Fart gamble 

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

Fart gamble by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

Fart hardened turd 

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

Fart hardened turd by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

fart noize 

this word is used to weird out people next to you

fart noize.
eww did you just fart.

fart noize by sapnupuaslol101 August 23, 2017