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Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
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Leather Cock Bag

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."
by LeatherCockBagsR'US August 17, 2013
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Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017
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gonna bag you

To make you their girlfriend or boyfriend.
Yeah most def gonna bag you Emmie 😏.
by anonymous February 10, 2021
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Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
by DadKum69 March 31, 2021
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GET YOUR BAG

A term used to denote getting money.
"Go and get your bag"
by Moriah Love July 14, 2023
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bag full of assholes

Either something horrendously ugly, or horrendously foul smelling. Oregon, possibly West Virginia early to mid 20th century.
by Super Sutphin May 27, 2006
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