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Virgoæn National News

Also known as VNN, this is the Virgoæn Federations most famous form of News distribution.
I trust the Virgoæn National News.
by Randonarchy April 2, 2021
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New Dad

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be
Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
by Newdad January 5, 2019
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New symerna beach middle

The worst scool ever we hate it lolllll i spelt school wrong
I hate this damn new symerna beach middle
by anonymous December 21, 2020
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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.
I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.
by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024
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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
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New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025
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Moors of New Jersey

The Moors of New Jersey are a Sweetgum Kriyul tribe of purported Moorish ancestry mostly located in New Jersey, especially the Southern part of the state.
The Moors of New Jersey have a lot of Muslim influence on their culture.
by Abu Ali Al Aliy December 8, 2024
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