Dallin's penis

Hugggggeee and can’t look away Dallin’s penis

I don’t have a Dallin's penis

by FadedPigeon47 March 2, 2024

Guacamole Neighbor penis

for those wo cant say guacamole N**ga penis

Teacher "Timmy where is your homework?"

Timmy "guacamole neighbor penis"

by I like Guacamole February 5, 2024

Penis

The sexy part of the body in a man or boy the penis is also known as a dick or a cock it is used when urinating or having sex behind the penis is the balls

Friend what’s the sexiest part of a mans body
Me my penis and my balls

by Real mand November 22, 2020

snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 2, 2017

Penis rad

Something fucking awesome

Dan: woah man that was penis rad

Jah: thanks man

by Rapidnut May 30, 2019

Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.

Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."

by Fankfrank April 12, 2013

'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis

Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

by The real big dick billy October 19, 2025