nut saddle

The section of the bridge of A's nose across which B's scrotum stretches when his testicles are resting upon A's eyes.
"Despite an appealing nut saddle, her eyes seemed too wide-set."

"That was a great nutsaddling. I couldn't see a thing."
by Suavis Cortez December 11, 2013
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beast nuts

A very complex word used in only certain circumstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

A word coined by the one they call Nunez after playing 'Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition'. It's slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

Some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

I. After great, but not excellent sex.

II. After finding out you aren't HIV positive after the sex.

III. When playing Minecraft for the Xbox 360 (it wasn't as good as I expected.)

IV. Having exactly 69% as a test mark. (Note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. Hence why in this circumstance it's beast nuts.)

V. Seeing a great set of tits, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
Neckbeard: Dude have you played Minecraft for the Xbox 360?

Neckbeard #2: Yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.
by NunezapathWasTaken? May 28, 2012
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Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.
by smarttard December 23, 2023
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Nut walk

This is where fat head guy fucking demolishes the surrounding chairs without a shit to give.
*Leaving class* Oh so classic, he’s done the nut walk again.
by Mandi Representative April 21, 2019
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Gnocchi Nuts

The highest level of praise an individual can achieve
Mate, you are the gnocchi nuts

Get ya gnocchi's out mate
by Dbradez October 07, 2020
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Nut Aids

This is just aids but in your nuts. So like if a guy had aids, he could say he has nut aids. This is unlike brain aids which are completely different.
"I knew he had aids, but I didn't know he had nut aids."
by Dalton Lang January 13, 2022
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Garlic Nut

When you take your date out to Olive Garden more than 3 times in a week and then cum in their mouth.
Ben treated me to a Garlic Nut last week
by Dropflux September 15, 2021
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