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John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself
What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John
by fruit tea April 5, 2022
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Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.
Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.
by Dragónverde December 1, 2018
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John Von Tunzelman

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him
"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock
by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023
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Trapper john

1. A character in M*a*s*h who got his nickname due to a misunderstanding. While his girlfriend was in a public bathroom john macintyre decided to purpose to her. He got dow. On kneee in front of the bathroom door. As a lady the wrong lady was exciting the bathroom she scream out of surprise "pervert!" And prevent anyone else from leaving. Hour later cops arrived and arrested john accidentally.

Later the surgeon was known for martinis and the best care any where alkng with off humor and practical jokes.

2. In reference to M*a*s*h for when you trap someone in a place due to a misunderstanding and set event. Aka pulling a trapper john
Id like to pull a trapper john one day and embarrass my future wife.
by Theamazinggeek September 4, 2019
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askew john

A Sloppy Joe sandwich with caviar added on top.
"Our stimulus checks came in! You know what that means!"
"What? Askew Johns?"
"You're damn right! Break out the caviar!"
by Hotdogwatericecream December 5, 2022
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John

John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.
Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts
by Lunee March 13, 2022
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John

HOTTEST MF ON THE PLANET AND PROB DATING SOMONE NAMED HAILEY
did u see that hot mf
yeah his name is probably john
by cockman720 March 15, 2023
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