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Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure
Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"
by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
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Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.
Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.
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Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.
"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."
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Genocide Joe

A term used to refer to U.S. President Joe Biden due to his unequivocal support for Israel and his perceived role in the genocide in Gaza.
Genocide Joe has dropped out of 2024 presidential race
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Joe Nuts

Person 1: are you ok
Person 2: just thinking about what happened to poor Joe
Person 1: who is Joe
Person 2: Joe Nuts
Person 1: I am going to hurt you severely
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