John

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021

john saupp

a person who is overely obsessed with video games mainly call of duty , is a ginger

1: im not playin cod
2: wow ur gay
1: dude ur being a john saupp

by twister743w July 27, 2011

John

swag king BESTIE :) -riley

John = swag king

by uh swag 🥺 January 14, 2021

John serechia

A local celebrity in the township of Edgerton who has severe fucking autism

Yo that was such a John serechia moment

by Cee$ March 31, 2024

On John

On a man named John, Or more specifically John Oliver.

"I really like men with aids."

"On John Bro"

by MothersMilk69 June 19, 2022

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021