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Permanent Friend 

A long term partnership with someone that is ambiguously platonic to outsiders.

It’s an undefinable permanent relationship between two people that is more than friendship, but they aren’t in a ‘relationship’ per se.

It often involves homosexual men, who are somewhat closeted.
Lisa Marie Preslie and Michael Jackson were permanent friends.
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Unfiltered Friend 

The friend who is unencumbered or reserved, completely open and honest with any personal information as well as personal preferences. They often demonstrate that by stepping over the line and providing Too Much Information.
After spending some time together on a car ride sarah went from being a friend to an unfiltered friend; I know too much about her.
Unfiltered Friend by itsDAMgood August 22, 2023

fake youtube friend 

someone who friends you but they friend everyone bcuz they r eithr really popular or someone famous like a band
Joe: Did u see how many friends bobby has?
Mike: Yeah but I red ther names and 90% of them r fake youtube friends

Non-Discriminating Friend 

1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.

2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend
The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.

Pretty as a friend

Someone who is certainly pretty, but, to the person declaring it, is not pretty enough to be attracted to sexually.
"I don't get it, Taffy, he plasters my picture all over his Facebook page but he's sleeping with this other chick."

"He must think you're pretty as a friend."
Pretty as a friend by LolaBorealis September 13, 2011

tag along friend 

Someone who is forced to follow what their friends do

black widow friend

A person that sucks you into being their best friend till they get bored of you, then they destroy you by talking crap about you with the intent of making all your other friends and acquaintances hate you. The black widow friend is usually a middle school or high school girl.
Watch out for that girl over there, she is a black widow friend!