life

the definition of feeling alive and opening your eyes to see the light.

joey: i want to have a life forever

michael: that is not going to happen, you will die at one point

by fisherman1234567890 November 4, 2019

Life

Just think and read...
Imagine if the light of the end of the tunnel is the new light at the hospital you are reborn in and you are crying because you miss your old life and have lost everything you worked for. As you grow up you start to forget your past life and focus on your future and when you randomly recognise someone its because you were friends with them in the past and all of this causes de javu (idk how to spell it lol)

I mean life is complicated dont ya think!🤣

by Justlucy0102 November 4, 2019

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

Life Science Major

A Health Science Major Reject

(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)

Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*

Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.

by premed guru June 18, 2025

Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Proof of life

A photo, video, or any other type of visual media that serves as proof you are (or are not) doing something after not being active online for a long period of time. Usually sent through text to parents or family; can be sent to friends as well.

Angie: does your mom not care you haven’t told her you’re sleeping over all weekend?

Taylor: I just sent her a proof of life photo this morning when we were eating breaky and she sent a thumbs up

by Kaceydacey June 25, 2025

What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.

Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025