Cheese Weasel 

The by product of a three week diet consisting solely of cheese and corn. Usually deep fried in corn oil.

Yo D-train, Im goin on down to Marconi's to get some cheese weasel. Quieres?

Cheese Weasel by Jon Dub March 30, 2009

cheese wank 

This where retarded people with no cocks wank cheese instead for cheap thrills.

"Shut it u cheese wank"

cheese wank by warren March 16, 2004

Cottage Cheese 

A fat, ugly, and old white guy who can't stop downing the big macs and weighs a hundred pounds, which makes his skin look all saggy. So it looks like cottage cheese.

Example 1:

Guy one: Ew look at that fat guy downing big macs!
Guy two: He's got some major cottage cheese.

Example two

Guy one: OMG! that fat ugly white guy in the speedo has some major cottage cheese!

Guy one: That fat ugly

Cottage Cheese by shea1bear January 24, 2009

mac and cheese afro 

Unruly blonde pubic hair.

I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.

mac and cheese afro by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

The cheese pizza (ver) 

When you are sucking a bitches titty, and you bite her nipple off. This gives the affect of a pepporoniless pizza.

I was fucking this bitch and sucking her titties, when I noticed she had two double D pepporoni pizza's.

The cheese pizza (ver) by Mike Jacobs July 1, 2005

cheese monkey 

egor

egor, u fookin cheese monkey

cheese monkey by Anonymous March 14, 2003

cheesecake 

fucking someone up the nose

that nigga got cheesecaked.

cheesecake by bloodredskies January 17, 2007