Jack and Jill went up a hill
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
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Get the Jack mug.An early-20th-centry undercover government agent who posed as a crime-boss in order to obtain enough evidence to make widespread arrests of underworld characters.
To this day it is unclear who murdered Bugsy Siegel, but it is rumored that Jack Dragnet might have had something to do with it, possibly in the course of one of his infamous raids or sting-operations.
by QuacksO November 8, 2019
Get the Jack Dragnet mug.The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
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Get the Jack Mit mug.1. a fuckboy
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
2. the biggest Jasckass that is on the planet the sits on everyone's feelings cuz he wants to fuck everyone's ass
"Have you seen Jack Cutler?"
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
"Yeah. I saw him with a big group of whores."
"WHAT??? He told me he was SINGLE!!!!"
"You should go kick his micropenis all to hell."
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