Midlife Hoe

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.

Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Pump Hoe

A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.

"Amanda is such a pump hoe."

"My grandmother loves Amanda"

by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024

Land hoe

When land is spotted so you can get your garden hoe and go plant your crops

Land hoe get the seeds you sons of b******!

by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023

score on hoes

1. To have sexual relations with various loose women.

2. To pick up promiscuous women.

3. Dating one or more easy women.

Tyrese headed down to the bar to try and score on hoes.

by Shanefpt August 15, 2016

couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

by stripper chick February 20, 2010

Sketchy Hoe

London

That bitch London a snake trick bitch n a sketchy hoe she fuckin with everybody n there nigga

by Mrs. Green024 March 15, 2022

dork hoe

A dork hoe is someone whom is not only a slut/hoe, but also a dork/stupid as fuck.

John: Ew, do you see that ratchet's torn pants?
Todd: Yea, what a dork hoe.

by Dorkhoe June 12, 2014