Josh, what happened to your teeth? "Well I was going down on Janey and she was on her period, and a blood clot popped in my mouth. I got the red plaque"
Shit , I look like a werewolf who caught its prey!
Shit , I look like a werewolf who caught its prey!
by Rhoward December 13, 2017
Get the red plaquemug. by SpartanRascal November 22, 2023
Get the Red Liquidmug. The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Get the Red flagmug. by Pimple juice April 20, 2015
Get the Red-Pickermug. I like red
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022
Get the Redmug. 14 year old gangster who is afraid of primary school, when he comes back from school sits on the couch and watching 20 episodes Boku no pico. TYPICAL GANGSTAR, he has romantic elements in it, his typical text for the chicks is "Hey you want to wear my glasses?" But every woman laughs at him. But he has great success with gays of from his class.
by Red to faggot March 21, 2017
Get the Red Shadowmug. by mandudno2 August 17, 2011
Get the Diving the red seamug.