wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025

G-Fart

A fart so strong it hits your G spot

Mary's G-Fart was so strong that her g-spot vibrated her into a convulsion of pure pleasure.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

Sex fart

When you be having REAL good sex and one is giving oral when the other farts and it smells worse than a dead skunk.

Jesus Christ man! Was that sex fart necessary?

by mspoopypants April 26, 2017

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Scoot-fart

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

by hesthly January 7, 2022

Fart

Your booty's final warning before total devastation

My booty has just presented me with a fart, I better go to the little boys room

by Mr fathom July 9, 2018