Getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the Fishing

When you are actively getting screwed over by something you're in charge of yet being micromanaged to the point you're not in charge anymore.

"Man I'm getting slapped by the fish but doing none of the fishing with this event plan my boss keeps telling me he'll handle things I'm in charge of!"

"Have you tried looking for a job that will treat you like the position you're in?"

by STARKILLERMKIII March 27, 2025

That's not what you're doing though

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.

Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

You just have to keep doing it honestly

A phrase you can tell someone when they are going through a tough patch. It originated from a very popular YouTube channel.

Emma- meaghan, you just have to keep doing it honestly (Debby Ryan pose)

by Ragebait101 August 18, 2025

What do you get out of doing that

Do you feel better about your religion or something? THAT is what I want to have a therapist explain.

Hym "Does it make them feel better about it happening to them? What do you get out of doing that? It's gotta be something along those lines."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

That's what you're doing to me

Right but senator that's what you're (or they) are doing to me. Causing suffering for sufferings sake and the mocking me while they do it.

Hym "Right but that's what you're doing to me. And what they have been doing to me up until now. I suspect that they had been sabotaging my car before it broke down and if the people are around me know that it's happening, they are refusing to tell me. I once had 2 people follow me out of a parking lot while I was doing deliveries for DoorDash. The sped up to me, yelled out of their window, and then point up 👆 and then they hit the gas and sped off at 50 minutes an hour in a 30 and immediately afterwards my tire deflated. There was a screw in my tire. They weren't trying to warn me about the tire. What it looks like to me is that you're allowing Christians at act like a mafia and racketeer your constituents. That's what it looks like to me. They are trying to harass and sabotage me into shutting up and doing what they want me to do indefinitely and your refusal to acknowledge what is happening is what gives them the cover to do it."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings

That's not what's happening here asshole. You need to stay out of shit that you are too stupid in which to be involved.

A retard "He's trying to trick people into doing school shootings!"

Hym "Nonononono, fuck-face. You don't know what I'm doing here and if that's what you think then you are too fucking stupid to be involved in what's going on here. I both specific and explicit about what I am doing here and no I do not need to change how I'm doing it. YOU fucks need to change how you are engaging with both ME and the text before I change the number of kids that exist."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025