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Felix the cat

Felix the cat is the cutest anime boy I've ever sawn
by Omskmapping October 4, 2021
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Cat bunch

taking off pants and rubbing ass together while holding hands,. can be done with clothes on at school dances ;) often done in mature clubs.
“Man did y’all do the bunch? Cat style? If my ex wife were more secure with her sexuality... she would be able to do that for me...”

“The suspect died of natural causes.. although the results show she had been ‘cat bunched’ within the last 24 hours.... if we could all be so luck.”
by Hugo Martinez September 6, 2020
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Cat

1. A 4-legged, intelligent animal that would probably kill you if it was a little bigger.

2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.
Guy 1: Me and Freya had sex last night!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!
by old handle August 14, 2014
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Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.
“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett
by Shandon November 29, 2021
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Cats And Freddie mercury

Cats And Freddie mercury is the best couple of years
by Freddie mercury is acat lover October 20, 2019
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Cat girl

A thing that gives you eye canser by looking at it
Hey joe did you get eye canser from looking at that cat girl lmao
by Tiger1tank March 23, 2022
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Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.
Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
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