John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."
by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022
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John af

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.
by chillydayswarmnights June 03, 2024
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