Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.

A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 09, 2021

Cat person

A person who really likes cats. A notable example are the ancient egyptians, who liked cats so much they started a religion over it

Ancient Egyptians created cat persons

by IntergalactalEnergy February 14, 2023

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 06, 2023

Cat back talk

What a cat does when it's told not to do something and it meows immediately after.

I tell my cat not to use cat back talk because it's disrespectful to their owners, just like a kid.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

cat knuckle

smaller than a camel toe

Damn that one small camel toe, Jimmy: thats a cat knuckle.

by tavicars April 01, 2015

cat card

Someone's contact info for a booty call

Here's my cat card; call me later.

by Nawwal June 07, 2017