john kieghley

Well known ladies man- hot as fuck, sick tats, blue eyes. Wins every arm wrestle and running race against anyone at any given moment- can dance

Hey bro, that John Kieghley just made me look like a pussy in front of everyone...

yeah bro he's done that to everyone

by Skinny mckinny November 25, 2017

John Kem

He loves Aira

John Kem is weak

by Sshhhhhhhhhhhhh June 09, 2021

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster March 07, 2016

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark April 25, 2018

pancake john

a silly goofy guy

yo is that pancake john??

by pancakejohn December 23, 2023

John Moonman

John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.

Internationally known as the most important lunar man.

"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."

by SugarManDon'tGetSalty December 31, 2022

John af

On my best behaviour.

I've been John af today. Woke up at 5am. Did a five mile run... and consumed a balanced intake of physical and spiritual nourishment.

by chillydayswarmnights June 03, 2024