2 clown party

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.

Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”

by Serluke April 25, 2019

Base 2

An alternate name for binary.

"Hey base 2. My name is binary"

by BreadAndEggs July 8, 2025

2-2-30 rule

Date someone 2 years older, 2 years younger but when you are 30 or so it doesn't matter what the age gap is

Boys and Girls should follow the 2-2-30 rule

by 459395 April 26, 2022

May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

by Mikey47 February 1, 2022

Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

MUaHLONNBE 2 muahlonnbeardicks in womuahlonnbehinds

A Bemmimgfilm by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbe 2 muahlonnbeardicks in womuahlonnbehinds. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 3, 2025

1-2-1-2

Football term in which two players do short passes

the goalie did 1-2-1-2 with the defender and they scored

by Duodoodle December 6, 2022