A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.
Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
by Cryptic7509 November 15, 2022

by Bob the build 1768 September 26, 2022

by RatMan 69420 May 31, 2021

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by Mrs. Sikora October 30, 2020

A stupid asshole who ditches someone ,whom they’ve been friends with for years, for a group of friends he just met through an old friend. He’s someone who thinks he’s better than everyone and has the right to make people feel worthless. He’ll be a great friend at one point but in a blink of an eye he’ll just avoid and ignore you until he has no one else to hang out with.
Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
Fuck you and I hope you end up alone.
by Smartcrazylady November 22, 2023

John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.
Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"
Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"
by Danny P May 29, 2024

by cockman720 March 15, 2023
