a story written to make people horny. btw, when men were hanged, they would get a boner.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
i hope you get as horny reading this as i did writing it, the night after i was proposed to.
insert sex story here:
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
after what seemed like hours, h and Emma were finally home. they had been dating for a few yrs, and had been living together for 5 moths now. he had a surprise for her. after showering he slipped into their room without her noticing. they were both in the nude. he tapped her on the shoulder. "will you marry me?" she was silent for a moment, but then threw herself onto him, arms wrapping around him. she started to kiss his cheek. he made a trail of kisses along her jawbone to her mouth. "oh jules, please! i will marry you!" she whispered. "can i?" "of course" he pulled away from her and pulled down their towels. they tangeled in each other, light touches urging the other. they started kissing first, but he loved emma so much, it hurt to continue like this. he paused. "go on. please" slowly, he put his cock into her pussy. she moaned and started squirming. "its ok, j, im on the pill" he started humping her, slowly first, but her moans made him hard and he went faster. he pulled out and she started sucking his schlong. he couldn't stop his moans. he pulled his cock out and started kissing her. her tits rubbed against his chest, and it sent a tingle all the way down to his groin. they were moaning into eachother, the pleasure they gave eachother mirrored thousandfold. eventually they stopped kissing and he started to drift off to sleep. the last thing he heard before he fell asleep was "te amo, jules. te amo, te amo, te amo."
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That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.
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Some ways Jack and Jill practice Green Sex:
Instead of driving to the movies and dinner, Jack and Jill biked to the farmers market for food, and took a walk in the park.
Jack gave Jill locally grown, pesticide free, and fair trade flowers for valentines.
During sex, Jack and Jill used only all natural lube with non harmful chemicals that don't disrupt the balance of the environment.
Instead of driving to the movies and dinner, Jack and Jill biked to the farmers market for food, and took a walk in the park.
Jack gave Jill locally grown, pesticide free, and fair trade flowers for valentines.
During sex, Jack and Jill used only all natural lube with non harmful chemicals that don't disrupt the balance of the environment.
by lomov September 21, 2010
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tom: gee your looking big in the gut.
john: its just my sex tank, got a threesome saturday night need heaps of fuel to get through it.
john: its just my sex tank, got a threesome saturday night need heaps of fuel to get through it.
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