lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.

Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!

by ssppuunn February 13, 2009

buckle swage

someone who like to fuck men in the butt, but is straight

nolan likes to buckle swage

by askgfjdbjksdbk May 14, 2009

Swift Swagging

you swag with greatness, your swag is on point.

Look at that swift swagging Lil Wayne is doing.

by Bill Robert (A Rapper) March 25, 2010

fung swagger

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.

ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger

by cloud surfer April 25, 2010

sticky swagga

a walk or movement to unstick your balls..usually while walking

friend: what went wrong last night man

guy: my girlfriend caught me in a sticky swagga

by jweezy2010 July 12, 2010

sans-swagger

Describes a person without any swagger. Generally refers to someone without swagger that thinks they do.

You should try Axe Sans-Swagger Body Wash.

by thuc March 15, 2011

Bob Swagged

When a Fake MC/Rapper gets booed off stage by a real Hip Hop Crowd.

Yo. Did you see that kid get Bob Swagged last night? He was horrible.

by WeareHipHop203 April 13, 2011