jerk-off artist

Subway musician who only knows a few chords and plays them over and over again.

There are legitimate musicians earning a bit of money while gaining valuable performing experience before the general public -- and then there are the jerk-off artists.

by WordDogToronto July 26, 2010

Fatboy Face-Off

An obese caucasian male who considers himself part of a clic a.k.a. "We'm" whom consistently borrows money from in debt individuals that are never paid back on promised date. One who gossips about sleeping with some attractive latino women, but in actuality doesn't. No matter where you see or hear about him, he's always chowing down on some Wendy's or McDonalds. Has a Shrek-a-like shapped body where his back is well over 36 inches in diameter and everlastingly mis-matches undershirt, shoes, and belt with outfit.

Phone Call
Dale: "Hello"
Fred: "Yo FatBoy Face-Off what you eating".
CONVERSATION
Bart: Yo man so what's the deal".
Art: I dunno man what's the deal".
Bart: " Face-off Face-Off".
CONVERSATION
Sam: "Wuz good fatboy".
Nick: "Man I don't appreciate it you calling that".
Sam: "Why man".
Nick: "Cuz I Know I'm fat So you know".
STARTS CRYING
Sam: "Shut up bitch".

Nick Argues

Sam: " Shut the fuck up Fatboy-Faceoff".

by Rich1487 September 18, 2008

lips tore off

To be taken advantage of financially

"How much did you have to pay?"

"Oh I got my lips tore off. I was out from out of town and they knew it."

by Joe Freudenthal July 20, 2008

off your trumpet

Pretty drunk. Cunted you could say.

Mate, you were off your trumpet last night. Feck. Did you see Wyatt? Nah neither did I

by Bttapepz May 22, 2008

get off the dick

An expression used (mostly by males) to stop someone from getting uncomfortably close to them.

Friend: *walks closely beside you*
Person: Man, get off the dick!

by exoticpanda32 July 26, 2014

Whack on, Whack off

The art of masturbation while unlocking your inner Chi, and reaching a level of Zen equivalent to that of Mr. Miyagi

Human A: Dude, I feel so Zen right now. Ima go Whack on, Whack off
Human B: You mean Wax on, Wax off...… Right?
Human A: No dude, I mean Whack on, Whack off

by Mr. Frogman September 28, 2019

duck off spot

A meeting place to meet a special someone where you know you will not be found by friends or family.

Sally met me in the duck off spot.

by Ramsey September 8, 2016