John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 1, 2023

John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019

John Matthew M. Reyes

Very Handsome and Very great at playing games especially genshin impact

John Matthew M. Reyes is very pogi

by MatthewReyes04 June 8, 2021

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023

John

The guy who invented everything.

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft

John Kellogg’s

John Deer

John Arrington

John Telephone

John UrbanDictionary

Elton John

by Me, John October 16, 2021

John Pack

A Carton of Cigarettes

Stop hogging the John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025