by bigwilly42069 April 11, 2023

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.
by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.
by iloveujohn February 1, 2023

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.
by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023

by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019

Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
by Me, John October 16, 2021
