To engage in hot serious sex. To go at it with the prowless of a monkey. In that you actually make each other wanna make noises similar to that of a screaming monkey.
by krunchie December 3, 2003
Get the Hot Monkey Love mug.Hot chick syndrome refers to the condition in which an extremely attractive female develops inward traits of vanity not typically found in average looking females.
Because of her attractiveness, guys will constantly ask her out throughout school and beyond, laugh at her jokes when they are not funny, be her shoulder to cry, or constantly compliment her regardless of a justified reason.
This typically leads to the "hot-chick" developing a very self-centered lifestyle and personality. Later on in their professional careers, some hot-chicks will even continue to utilize their attractiveness for undue promotions over their more deserving male/female counterparts.
Because of her attractiveness, guys will constantly ask her out throughout school and beyond, laugh at her jokes when they are not funny, be her shoulder to cry, or constantly compliment her regardless of a justified reason.
This typically leads to the "hot-chick" developing a very self-centered lifestyle and personality. Later on in their professional careers, some hot-chicks will even continue to utilize their attractiveness for undue promotions over their more deserving male/female counterparts.
Heather has a case of hot chick syndrome. Even though she has the IQ of a mule, she is still smart enough to know every guy in town wants to fuck her.
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by Cancerman1928 February 4, 2017
Get the hot asian girls mug.After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.
by Oprah February 25, 2003
Get the hot monkey sex mug.There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
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Also see Sour Cream Sanchez which the sour cream is applied with a finger, not a hot dog.
Also see Sour Cream Sanchez which the sour cream is applied with a finger, not a hot dog.
by Mindcrime Madness April 24, 2011
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