fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023

Fat fingers

The fattest of the fingers. Everyone notices the fat when the fingers are fat. No one likes fat fingers. They usually fat finger everyone!!! Stay away from fat fingers.

He has Fat Fingers!! stay away!!

by dfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 20, 2021

Finger fat

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.

Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.

by R E Dean July 27, 2018

Fat Hoe Friday

Every Friday is Fat Hoe Friday where you appreciate your plus sized thotties

Your friend: are you hitting up Jessica for fat hoe Friday
You: of course, she’s like 300 pounds

by JADAM010 May 22, 2023

Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)

‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’

by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 1, 2020

fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

by dank lad December 21, 2015

Fat Lousce

a fat wank

marceli just had a fat lousce in a public toilet cause he saw two people fucking outside in the woods

by Magraz April 15, 2015