Person number one: hey guys it’s October 2nd
Person number 2: welp you all know what that means, I have to post a tiktok or a snap story about my awesome friend tj
Person number 2: welp you all know what that means, I have to post a tiktok or a snap story about my awesome friend tj
by Cherrypepsi October 2, 2022

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by Edvard Robineanson June 20, 2008

Person 1: (whispering) I finally found a way to eat a granola bar without C-2 taking it.
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
C-2: Oh, REALLY?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021

''MATCHEW'', Canadian Rizzler, 6'1 with 3 wives and 6 kids. 27 y/o dominant gym bro. Pro Halo Player for Faze, shoots straight and got a 15/10 jiggle peak. Very polite (PLEASE), loves trains, got beautiful teef. Owns 6 mansions and 9 supercars.
by emisguilty October 1, 2023

Carl: hey, can I break ur back Matthew?
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!
Matthew: why?
Carl: it’s February 2 national fuck your homie day!
by myo71 February 1, 2022
