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Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.
Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!
by xmonkey September 23, 2010
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Dog Shit Minefield

An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.
I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.
by Not So Bright Spark January 17, 2015
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maryland hot dog

The act of pouring hot sauce on a female's vagina with crabs then proceed to eat her out with the possibility of sex afterwards
I gave my girl a Maryland hot dog but one of the crabs got stuck between my teeth
by Master swami February 5, 2014
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ur dog log

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.
John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
by Alossissea April 13, 2018
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Big Dog Status

by Big Man MLG Pro October 2, 2018
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Ego Dog Fight

also known as EDFs.

When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.
1: "I had a dream about you the other night. I'm still trying to figure out why".

2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".

1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."

2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".

1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".
by TornadoGirl May 27, 2009
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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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