Halima Sultan Syndrome

A psychological condition prevalent in lower and middle class Pakistani males. The sufferer is unable to distinguish between fact and fiction, especially when it comes to Turkish female actresses.

'Astaghfirullah sister, HARAAM!' Anwar commented on a bikini clad photo of Esra Bilgic on Instagram. The poor guy was clearly suffering from the Halima Sultan Syndrome.

by Ibn e Arabi June 26, 2020

Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.

(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!

by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013

wet cat syndrome

When a person suddenly becomes extremely grumpy, and looks/feels/acts like a wet cat (hissing, pouting, general spitefulness). This is typically brought upon by undesired moisture, especially humidity or sweat.

My wife's wet cat syndrome tends to flare up in extremely hot weather. She can't handle sweat or humidity in public places. She becomes a miserable grump.

by twill August 13, 2015

Ugly bitch syndrome

When a ugly bitch thinks that she can any nigga that she want and thinks that she the bhadiest bitch of all but reality its just that she has ugly bitch syndrome

Bro did u see Daniela trying to pull like 5 people today and they all dub her

Yeah she got that ugly bitch syndrome

by Somebody else else September 10, 2019

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.

I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.

by NewValley January 17, 2018

Frat Girl Syndrome

Whenever a girl becomes so over obsessed with being involved in a fraternity that they start doing extreme actions to try and be a part of it. Almost to a self degrading extent.

She is only dating him because he’s in a frat, she definitely has frat girl syndrome.

by Runnerguy02 October 10, 2022

Primary school syndrome

When children in the lowest year of high or middle school act as if they are still in primary or elementary school.

Why are those year sevens playing tag?

They've got primary school syndrome.

by Lez Chingo April 27, 2014