2

2

Guy 1: 2
Guy 2: 2

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.

What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

2 girls 1 cup

The most disgusting video to ever exist. Many people will let their friends, who do not know about it, watch the video and vomit. The video goes like so:

2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.

I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.

Person 1: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Super Mario Galaxy 2

who?
what's that?
a fangame?
must be fun.
But it's not real.

Guy1: Hey watcha playing?
Guy2: Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Guy1: Oh, the fangame?

by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020

VIP 2

The best barbershop around located in the infamous Lansing, Kansas aka the LL!

Random: Yoooo that cut is fresh!

VIP 2 Client: You know Mo Cuts had to hit me with the fresh VIP 2 fade boy!

by Wetters913 July 23, 2018

December 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your girlfriend and don’t ever change it

Girl: guess what day it is?
Boy: it’s December 2

by Funky mushroom December 1, 2021

November 2

The short friend gets bullied.

Tall friend: It’s November 2nd!
Short friend: Runs*

by UwU_Jadore_UwU is my TikTok October 29, 2019