Your mom

Your mom (yôr mäm)

A phrase that you should use in responce to any question.
A phrase that may insult other people.

Billy: What are we doing today?
You: Your mom

Friend: Who else will be at the party tonight?
You: Your mom.
Friend: ....

Teacher: Who are you?
You: Your mom
Teacher: PRINCIPLE NOW.

by Snakefinger 534 November 6, 2021

mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.

You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!

by Rachken June 24, 2019

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

ur mom

Yes

ur mom is a dumbass.

by mojitronix January 4, 2022

Ur Mom

Mostly used in a joking way, "ur mom" is a gen z word that can be used in many ways. In the ways of saying it box there are many different ways to say it.

SEXUAL WAY-
dude 1- "dude what were u doing last night?"
dude 2- "ur mom"

JOKING WAY
dude 1- "bro what do u want to eat tonight?"
dude 2- "ur mom"

by ilsbarw July 20, 2021

ur mom

an answer for everything and anything. Every middle school boy says it and thinks its top tier humor.

Kid: What are you doing
Middle school boy: UR MOM

by McKinley, August 29, 2022

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022