getting clips for my montage

An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.

Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!

Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.

by btw id say April 14, 2010

Get your cooch smooched

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010

Get out of my birdhouse

A phrase used to express dominance over another individual after having totally beaten said opponent. invented by the great celtics basket ball player Larry Bird.

**Larry makes an amazing shot**
Fans- GET OUT OF MY BIRDHOUSE!!

by thebirdman77 January 27, 2009

get your burger out

Originally, this expression was meant to denote one figuratively brandishing their genitalia in an effort to convey their excitement. Paradoxically, the genesis of this expression was almost responsible for the demise of it. "Get your burger out" was an abysmal and awkward failure at launch, partly because it's kind of not that funny but mostly because it was tyrannically thrusted upon the public lexicon. Furthermore, one could hardly ignore the contrivance of how forced this expression was when it was supposed to define a bit of spontaneity.

Peter: "Just scored some tickets to the all cat opera! Get your burger out!"

Amanda: "What do hamburgers have to do with anything?"

by dullhypothesis November 6, 2013

shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015

talk shit get vored!

a parody on the phrase "talk shit get hit" or wishing said person who has been talking shit would get gulped right down someones throat yum yum

talk shit get vored! talk shit get vored!

by cottonc July 16, 2017

Get your nopes up

Something to tell a friend when they foolishly have their hopes up and it just ain't gonna happen.

Bart: "I'm gonna ask Trixie to the prom! We'll get a limo and stay at the Four Seasons! I'll get my weenie wet in all the right ways!"
Archie: "Slow down, B-man! Trixie is going with the Ad-man! You'd better get your nopes up and back to your garbage reality."

by von groovy August 25, 2018