Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.
defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.
by biffduncan October 25, 2019
Get the flying the red eyemug. N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
Get the eye playmug. by Lavender is beast February 11, 2019
Get the Red Eyes B. Dragonmug. Permanent dark wrinkly under eye. No eye cream can undo this wrinkly looking ballsac eye on your face.
by Jessandholly December 3, 2020
Get the Ballsac eyesmug. It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
Get the BLIND STORAGE EYESmug. When you hold your eye open long enough for the tears to emerge, then fall onto the partners penis, then give them a hand job
by I love Nate’s dick August 15, 2019
Get the Eye sexmug. Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
by appewy November 25, 2021
Get the Gouge out Jake's Eyes Daymug.