Mastruce(d)

To fuck over. To exploit somebody in a way which results in an advantage to oneself, at the cost of the other party gaining a considerable disadvantage.

Matt, you mastruce(d) Claudia when you told her boyfriend she’s smelly.

by Younglush December 11, 2019

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bobby d

definitely a simp. dates highly overage guys

that bobby d kid needs to stop going for overage boys.

by yeezybygah April 1, 2020

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“d-ja wheel?” is a quick way of asking someone if they had sex. It’s short for “did you wheel?” Which is asking “did you have sex?” The context for asking this question is when someone tells an innocent story of an interaction with someone of the opposite sex. Usually it’s asked to interrupt a boring story with an inappropriate question as a fun way to bust someone’s balls and end a useless conversation. The more times it’s asked for every little conversation the funnier it is.

Rick: I was helping Stacy’s mom move some furniture…
Steven: d-ja wheel?
Rick: I was moving an armoire…
Steven: yeah, but did you wheel??
Rick: no 😡 I was in her basement and …
Steven: kinky, so ja-wheel?
Rick: forget it. 🤬

by utardedcunt May 7, 2024

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Walking D

if you're a walking D stfu

you're a walking d. Meaning of an asshole

by badbloopers March 19, 2022

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The Flying D

When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.

"Frank... I hate you..."
"Why?"
"Because I think you broke my nose when you gave me the Flying D."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017

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