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Kingdom cum 

When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come
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Magna Cum Loudly 

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.
Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.
Magna Cum Loudly by The BS Express February 7, 2022
when you are fucking a dude in the ass and he farts on your dick and the gas particles seep into your tip so when you cum it stanks
damn bro yo stank cum smells like expired milk
stank cum by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

carpet cum 

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!
carpet cum by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022

crispy cum 

when you cum and then fry your cum
"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

Cute cum burger 

A fruit that has a green outside and a light green/white inside
Man I love cute cum burgers