Magna Cum Loudly 

An academic honor given to a hooker who excels at hooker school.

Ann Marie graduated at the top (actually at the bottom) of her class at the College of Concubines and received her Magna Cum Loudly degree.

Magna Cum Loudly by The BS Express February 7, 2022

stank cum

when you are fucking a dude in the ass and he farts on your dick and the gas particles seep into your tip so when you cum it stanks

damn bro yo stank cum smells like expired milk

stank cum by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

carpet cum 

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby

Samantha was definitely a carpet cum baby!

carpet cum by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022

crispy cum 

when you cum and then fry your cum

"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

crispy cum by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022

Cute cum burger 

A fruit that has a green outside and a light green/white inside

Man I love cute cum burgers

Cute cum burger by Among us that is not sus October 28, 2022

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

the cum monster by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Chinese cum gun 

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

Chinese cum gun by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022