Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

by Drexl69 February 14, 2010

Chris browned

Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.

"did you see her after she got dissed?"

"yah bro, she got chris browned!"

by Pheonixx Skyy August 4, 2009

brown the runway

rewinding an on-demand or DVR-r'd program, to watch it again, because you weren't paying attention the first time.

I'm watching Entourage, and Brad was smoking pot and laughing about something stupid when Turtle told Tom Brady to suck balls. Brad decided to 'brown the runway' and re-winded Entourage and I had to watch it again because he's an idiot.

by scotthew1 August 19, 2009

brown bow-tie

While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.

"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"

by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009

jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.

Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"

by huh1234 September 4, 2009

Brown Text

When you accidently send a text to someone that was meant to go to someone else.

Matt: "So you think you want to go out to a movie tonight and maybe afterward come over to my place?"

Kyle: "wtf?"

Matt: "oh shit. Srry man I brown texted u."

Kyle: "oh. Its cool."

by KLStokes January 20, 2010

Brown Cloud

Brown Cloud: Truely, a fart is a release of tiny poo particals into the air. Magnified, the particals create a, "brown cloud". So the next time you walk into a fart, remember to keep your mouth closed- otherwise you are injesting poo particals AKA brown cloud.

Next time you fart in a crowd, look around at those who are injesting last nights dinner, and celebrate silently.

"Hey dude, I just farted and everyone around me is standing in my brown cloud."

"My brown cloud has taste of last night's fried chicken!"

by swaggette November 29, 2009