Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

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by your dad69420 November 15, 2021

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a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.

"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*

by dykerella September 20, 2022

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Soccer Mom

Someone who enrolled her daughter in soccer as a result of playing the sport for years during her youth and young adult life. What she learned from competing on a team would form a foundation in critical life skills such as confidence, teamwork, sacrifice, selflessness, and countless others. This foundation would ultimately set her up for adult life success, be it in enabling her family, serving as a community leader, or progressing in her career. Although unassuming while wearing workout clothes from her kids’ soccer sidelines, she is so much more than the traditional stereotype/definition of this term.

High-performing Katherine tried to not take offense when her boss referred to her as a soccer mom as she transitioned from participating in a work dinner to picking her child up from late-night practice.

by novamaria July 28, 2021

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