Nico Golden

a person who is a fucking simp

“wow look at that fucking nico golden”

by gaybejohnson October 19, 2019

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Mallory golden

Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear

Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.

You are the world to me.

Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.

“Comunra the country poet”

by Comunra(countrypoet)😔😘 October 29, 2019

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rothman golds

when your too poor to buy propper ciggies so en end up with the old faithful rothy golds

Its the end of the pay week and your just duckin down the servo to grab some rothman golds

by Poojabba September 10, 2020

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The Golden Archie

When someone makes a Nashville Hot chicken burger by frying the chicken in pure urine.

I can’t believe that guy ate the golden Archie!

by Archienemesis October 12, 2020

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Max Goldman

A unique entity known by many as Max Goldman. His name actually refers to his two main abilities.
The "Max" part refers to his giant head which have the ability to use telekinesis to its maximum power.
The "Goldman" refers to his ability to convert each oh his hairs into solid gold. Since Max Goldman has three times the amount of body hair, this ability can fortify his body with a solid golden shell.

Sometimes accompanied by a rufus.

Girl 1: OMG. Is that Max Goldman?!
Girl 2: how can you tell ?
*both girl suddenly being floating towards Max Goldman. Gazing upon his golden body.
Max Goldman:* winks.
*Both girls faints.

by FROZI October 20, 2020

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