Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010

Double Decker Dog

A two headed, Six legged dog which is formed by 2 dogs having sex and moving around as one dog.

Look at that Double Decker Dog go

by Noddog June 19, 2011

ur dog log

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.

John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished

by Alossissea April 13, 2018

Dog Shit Minefield

An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.

I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.

by Not So Bright Spark January 17, 2015

Big Dog Status

Big man, mega respect

I got Big Dog Status ain't no secret

by Big Man MLG Pro October 2, 2018

maryland hot dog

The act of pouring hot sauce on a female's vagina with crabs then proceed to eat her out with the possibility of sex afterwards

I gave my girl a Maryland hot dog but one of the crabs got stuck between my teeth

by Master swami February 5, 2014

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014