Bulgarian Ball Bash

Doing Bulgarian split squats naked as someone lays under you and feels the wrath of your giant elephant sized stinky, sweaty, scrotum walloping against thou's brow.

- Dude, you HAVE to try this new exercise in the gym! It's intense
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!

by Stinky Dick Cheese February 18, 2024

thirt ball

big 30, 30 thousand all blues call me thirt ball

thirt ball: let’s go dis dat perc talk sweating hard as fuck clutching my glizzy with my shirt off

by Ducko 🦆 March 4, 2024

Scoob Ball

An 8-ball of cocaine

“Man when I get probation I’m buying all the boys Scoob Balls, just getting after it son!”

by Nahhhahahahaha March 12, 2024

Mazzulla Ball

When a coach tells their players in a basketball game to keep yeeting the 3 ball, not giving a fuck whether they make or miss them.

Fan 1: WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOOTING 3s WHEN THEY CAN'T HIT THE BROADSIDE OF A FUCKING BARN?!?!?

Fan 2: That's that good ol Mazzulla Ball for you.

by WetCough March 16, 2024

Boochie ball

Little pebbles of shit in ball form

Also used as an insult if you want

I just shit out some boochie balls

You look like a boochie ball

by Boochie ball March 18, 2024

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024